"In fact, back in my "wild" student days, my party trick in nightclubs was to hop out of my artificial legs, walk upside-down on my hands, climb podiums and make a general spectacle of myself. There's a club in Leeds – at least, there was in my day – which served double tequila shots for a pound a go (if you don't know it, it's the only one I know of with a St John ambulance parked permanently outside). I still maintain I'm the only person who has ever been asked to leave this particular establishment and needed two taxis to transport all of me home." Richard Pollins, Guardian

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